Somewhere 'inside' me I also once'wished' to be the part of the reality show called "Khatron Ke Khiladi". However like all my other 'wishes' this also became a "dream not come true". You see to participate in all these 'reality' shows you need to be a celebrity'and also able to 'brag' about it. No doubt I am a celebrity, but the problem is I have nothing at all to 'brag' about it. I also happen to be a 'Khatron Ka Khiladi'. However I don't get an'Akshy Kumar'to boost my morale. Neither there is a 'crew' around me shouting "lights,camera, action". Anyway I never want to be a part of any "shoot", still at 'times stray bullets do attempt to 'whizz past' my "skull". By the way my name is "Aaam Aadmi" and am the "darling" of the "politicians" when it is raining "elections'.
Now coming back let me show why I said I too am a 'Kathron Ka Khiladi'? Have you ever watched me hanging out of the "over crowded" 'city bus'desperately tyring to get the'foot'to hold. Have you ever realized that whenever' I am travelling in the "cattle train"(a "political translation" of local trains)I am running the risk of either getting hit by an 'electric pole',or getting stuck beneath the debris of the water pipe stuck 'compartments'. Have you ever seen me brushing with death when those 'hi tech' 'flyovers' suddenly decide to bend on their 'knees'. Did you notice that every time when I am in transit, be it on roads,streets or pavements I am running the risk of loosing my limbs and at intervals even risking my 'life'. It is really hurting that in spite of all these testimonials I am not allowed to participate in the reality show called "Khatron Ke Khiladi'. May be I am little too real,and too colorless for the TRP counter! Never mind let me step back for a moment and watch what's going on around me. On a second thought why should I be so concerned with pleasing everyone.? Let me learn to fight my 'FearFactor'my way...what say "BIG BOSS"
Now coming back let me show why I said I too am a 'Kathron Ka Khiladi'? Have you ever watched me hanging out of the "over crowded" 'city bus'desperately tyring to get the'foot'to hold. Have you ever realized that whenever' I am travelling in the "cattle train"(a "political translation" of local trains)I am running the risk of either getting hit by an 'electric pole',or getting stuck beneath the debris of the water pipe stuck 'compartments'. Have you ever seen me brushing with death when those 'hi tech' 'flyovers' suddenly decide to bend on their 'knees'. Did you notice that every time when I am in transit, be it on roads,streets or pavements I am running the risk of loosing my limbs and at intervals even risking my 'life'. It is really hurting that in spite of all these testimonials I am not allowed to participate in the reality show called "Khatron Ke Khiladi'. May be I am little too real,and too colorless for the TRP counter! Never mind let me step back for a moment and watch what's going on around me. On a second thought why should I be so concerned with pleasing everyone.? Let me learn to fight my 'FearFactor'my way...what say "BIG BOSS"
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